Okay, so we’re admittedly late on jumping on the Lindsay bandwagon, or falling off of it, so to speak. But it took us a few days to really comprehend just how ironic the situation is. So, LiLo pulled a Paris - big time. Could we have planned it better if we’d tried? I bet you two DUIs, a couple grams of coke, and a suspended driver’s license (or two) that the answer is no. Hellz no!

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. We know it’s been said time and again, but seriously, what were you thinking?!?! Don’t get us wrong - we are *so* enjoying the drama, but we can’t help but wonder what happened to that sweet little girl with freckles and a hot British accent who worked the silver screen. The bad boy in all of us was pulling for you, but - you pulled a Paris!

Damn, girl. Your career might be over but we’re not over you - yet. We wanna hear how you’re doing in prison. So, give us a call - collect! We’ll accept the charges!