Filmed somewhere not in the Northern United States, we bring you the best darn DUI to date: Truly Pullin’ A Paris with the good ‘ol 5-0 again with the addition of a trucker who can spell and dance!! Now, you’ve got to give the feller credit… Complete with cowboy hat, the picky-up truck and the fact that he knows how to Ballroom Kansas oughta be enough to get him outta trouble, no? Well, we guess it’s as good as a PaP from Reno 911 !!!

Click link below to see our good budd’eh at his finest hour and just imagine this speller-bee on ice skates why don’t ya!:
Spell DUI Backwards…

Hey, We (finally) added a bunch of pics to the gallery from our official launch party. Check them out!

Special thanks to Kevin and Keith for the snaps.

Here’s an EXample of what happens when you mix Beer + The Jersey Shore + a Razor and some good ‘ol Peer Pressure!
—- The Arrow-To-Shame!

WARNING: What you are about to see is the result of simultaneous use of alcohol and razors. Recent studies show the conduct of such nature does increase ones odds of thinning chest hair and may result in permanent display of DishNiptitus. Such conduct will also apparently cause all Jerseyoids to believe that keeping the “Arrow-To-Shame” look is…”rad.”

When referring to this photo, please keep in mind that this is a serious matter. All donations to help grow back his chest-mane over his eyesores can be sent to to ArrowToShame@InNeedofSoulGlow.com. Additionally: all comments to this blog are most welcome (and so are backpayments on fraternity dues)!