Okay, so we’re admittedly late on jumping on the Lindsay bandwagon, or falling off of it, so to speak. But it took us a few days to really comprehend just how ironic the situation is. So, LiLo pulled a Paris - big time. Could we have planned it better if we’d tried? I bet you two DUIs, a couple grams of coke, and a suspended driver’s license (or two) that the answer is no. Hellz no!

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. We know it’s been said time and again, but seriously, what were you thinking?!?! Don’t get us wrong - we are *so* enjoying the drama, but we can’t help but wonder what happened to that sweet little girl with freckles and a hot British accent who worked the silver screen. The bad boy in all of us was pulling for you, but - you pulled a Paris!

Damn, girl. Your career might be over but we’re not over you - yet. We wanna hear how you’re doing in prison. So, give us a call - collect! We’ll accept the charges!

Yes, you too can do something stupid and get it on film! It’s tough enough just to land interviews nowadays…what with the tight job market and all. And, on top of that, once you do get a chance at a break, there remain NO GUARANTEES! Which should go without saying. But, check it out. Recently, I got an interview with this firm that I was super excited about, but then my car wouldn’t start the day of. Since it was only a few miles away and I had already submitted a cover, resume, and portfolio writing sample, I didn’t need a briefcase to weigh me down; which would surely topple my silly little rear! I then quickly thought about my midget brother (bed-ridden since he was an infant;who only comes out minimally for some air here and there strictly under close supervision) who has a ‘bike’ as well. Forced into this desperate state, I figure,”what da hell?”! I’m probably not going to be granted another interview anytime soon if I call out all flaky the day of for no good reason. Well, mechanical failure is as legitimate as any excuse, but this is the ADVERTISING WORLD we’re talking about people!!!!! Need to stand out and differentiate all the more within such a ruthlessly cut throat environment.

And thus is how I “Pulled a Paris” on Interview day!!! (aka: I became a circus freak-making-a-jail-break)!

So it’s a hot summer night and your friend is wearing her new little skirt. “Of course I wore a thong” she says, “because anything else would show the dreaded VPL and besides, I have the ass for it so why not”.

As you stroll up to the club and wait on line to get in, a bit of a gust blows from down south and her skirt goes up north. You just so happen to catch it on your camera phone. It’s then you realize, she’s not wearing the thong at all. She just didn’t say she was going commando because she didn’t want you to know.

She just Pulled a Paris!