PaP-y Holidays – 2007 !!!

Well we heard through the PaPvine that some of you like art…and frankly, PaP’s overdue for its first Holiday gift…
Without further ado, feast your eyes on our latest acquisition…
None other than what we like to call: ” A Warholesque Ode To Rocketman ”

More coming in the New Year, but for now …“to all a good night…”

Sincerely,
The GrandPaPy

Here’s a little clip put out by our friends at AOL covering some of the most infamous societal PaPs of 2007!!!:
See here: PaPTube
(Pssst!!, PaP Tip of the day: Turn up your volume before clicking!!!)

Filmed somewhere not in the Northern United States, we bring you the best darn DUI to date: Truly Pullin’ A Paris with the good ‘ol 5-0 again with the addition of a trucker who can spell and dance!! Now, you’ve got to give the feller credit… Complete with cowboy hat, the picky-up truck and the fact that he knows how to Ballroom Kansas oughta be enough to get him outta trouble, no? Well, we guess it’s as good as a PaP from Reno 911 !!!

Click link below to see our good budd’eh at his finest hour and just imagine this speller-bee on ice skates why don’t ya!:
Spell DUI Backwards…

Hey, We (finally) added a bunch of pics to the gallery from our official launch party. Check them out!

Special thanks to Kevin and Keith for the snaps.

Here’s an EXample of what happens when you mix Beer + The Jersey Shore + a Razor and some good ‘ol Peer Pressure!
—- The Arrow-To-Shame!

WARNING: What you are about to see is the result of simultaneous use of alcohol and razors. Recent studies show the conduct of such nature does increase ones odds of thinning chest hair and may result in permanent display of DishNiptitus. Such conduct will also apparently cause all Jerseyoids to believe that keeping the “Arrow-To-Shame” look is…”rad.”

When referring to this photo, please keep in mind that this is a serious matter. All donations to help grow back his chest-mane over his eyesores can be sent to to ArrowToShame@InNeedofSoulGlow.com. Additionally: all comments to this blog are most welcome (and so are backpayments on fraternity dues)!

Here’s a tale of two fair maidens:

A typical night out in N-Y-C,
These two gals went out “just a drink”…or 2 or 3,
And when shots hit the scene, out came the “Woot!, Woot! Brother Jimmy’s !” hollers,
And before long they were feelin’ fine and getting hit-on by guy’s poppin’ collars,

But, mind you, it was not the dudes that these two were all about…
For, this night, was: “gals night out… TO make-out!”

Some may say there was no show at all to see…
But I think this pic proves differently!!

Here’s one of our favorites. Not really a “PulledaParis.com” moment, but funny and cool nonetheless.

visit Elements the Lounge

Okay, so we’re admittedly late on jumping on the Lindsay bandwagon, or falling off of it, so to speak. But it took us a few days to really comprehend just how ironic the situation is. So, LiLo pulled a Paris - big time. Could we have planned it better if we’d tried? I bet you two DUIs, a couple grams of coke, and a suspended driver’s license (or two) that the answer is no. Hellz no!

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. We know it’s been said time and again, but seriously, what were you thinking?!?! Don’t get us wrong - we are *so* enjoying the drama, but we can’t help but wonder what happened to that sweet little girl with freckles and a hot British accent who worked the silver screen. The bad boy in all of us was pulling for you, but - you pulled a Paris!

Damn, girl. Your career might be over but we’re not over you - yet. We wanna hear how you’re doing in prison. So, give us a call - collect! We’ll accept the charges!

Yes, you too can do something stupid and get it on film! It’s tough enough just to land interviews nowadays…what with the tight job market and all. And, on top of that, once you do get a chance at a break, there remain NO GUARANTEES! Which should go without saying. But, check it out. Recently, I got an interview with this firm that I was super excited about, but then my car wouldn’t start the day of. Since it was only a few miles away and I had already submitted a cover, resume, and portfolio writing sample, I didn’t need a briefcase to weigh me down; which would surely topple my silly little rear! I then quickly thought about my midget brother (bed-ridden since he was an infant;who only comes out minimally for some air here and there strictly under close supervision) who has a ‘bike’ as well. Forced into this desperate state, I figure,”what da hell?”! I’m probably not going to be granted another interview anytime soon if I call out all flaky the day of for no good reason. Well, mechanical failure is as legitimate as any excuse, but this is the ADVERTISING WORLD we’re talking about people!!!!! Need to stand out and differentiate all the more within such a ruthlessly cut throat environment.

And thus is how I “Pulled a Paris” on Interview day!!! (aka: I became a circus freak-making-a-jail-break)!